On Oprah, when she asked Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart if they were dating, RPattz says, "Kristen's pregnant!" Cue awkward silence. Kristen's witty response? "He really loves to shock people because he thinks it's funny. No, we've actually had this conversation. He's having the baby."
I personally love how they skate around actually answering if they're dating or not. Quite creative...
On Ellen, she asked him why he cut his luxurious locks. His response: "I got a terrible infestation of nits, and I had to shave it all off."
I KNEW HE DIDN'T SHOWER!
Thank goodness Ellen told him that "nits" were actually called "lice" here in the US, and asked him to please not start that rumor.
The anti-climatic truth?
He's doing a movie. *yawn.*