Time Capsule

2009 and 2010

Someday in the future

We'll remember when...

Kanye stole the mic

From Taylor Swift.

Everyone gasped 

And threw a fit.

Everyone was paranoid 

About Swine '09,

But when the Spring came,

Everybody was fine.

Fist Pumping was epic,

Snuggies were win.

Have a few silly bandz

And kid, you were in!

When Michael J. died

Everyone was in shock.

Poor Farrah Fawcett

Everyone forgot.

Vampires were the rage

Along with Twitter and iPhones.

Everyone had Beiber Fever,

So if you were a fan, you were pwned.

Tiger Woods became hated

The Yankees won the World Series (again).

We got the first black pres

And he is legit, according to some. 

Gaga was on the top of the charts,

A volcano exploded,

A TV show about singing outcasts

And the weirdest of all: The oldest Jonas was wed!
The earthquake in Haiti

Sent America into shock.

A movie about blue people

Was the must see movie. 

When the Cullens appeared...

It became "Potter, who?"

A werewolf with a six pack

Was on the cover of tween news.

Teeny boppers' faces were on the covers of tabloids,

KStew and RPattz: Dating or Not?

Demi and Joe: They're finally together!

It made people laugh: Is that all they got?
Big families were hot

In Hollywood

The Duggars and Gosselins,

Rockin' their hoods.

Yeah that's my life,

Crazy as it seems.

We got a front row seat

To some history.